Swinging on a Star

ryokothegreat:

thelof9:

senorpacman:

zerogdragon:

moonlight-aphrodisiac:

pyrotechnicstars:

godirectlytojail:

emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:

frickingloki:

a moment of silence for all the weird gifs you’ve saved that you will never use

but i do use them

I don’t even know when I saved this.

Whaaaat

Always take the opportunity to post weird gifs

Always

Source: frickingloki

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 131 6/3/12 — 12:44am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZfFsdwMf3zlL

girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:
i know
girl:
i love you
boyfriend:
i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:
where is my boyfriend
dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:
what

Source: jdniemand

Notes: 48667 6/3/12 — 12:07am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZfFsdwMexaln

kingcheddarxvii:

It’s okay, Andrew. You did your best.

But unfortunately, everything is Homestuck.

Source: kingcheddarxvii

Notes: 1898 6/2/12 — 11:55pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZfFsdwMeuux- Filed under: #this is really stupid #Andrew Hussie

kingcheddarxvii:

I can keep my ships to myself

There’s nothing wrong with that

Source: kingcheddarxvii

Notes: 1201 6/2/12 — 11:49pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZfFsdwMetaHX Filed under: #this is really stupid

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.